irrelevant stuff.
fantastic (helenak@geocities.com)
Thu, 30 Oct 1997 13:34:14 +0000
jessica. some tactics in dealing with this.
tactic 1:
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dawn: 'ohmigod! you won't believe the wild sex romp i had over the
weekend'.
jessica: 'oh really? myself and brian and bob and julie had so much fun
too! we bought new handcuffs, and pvc bodices. it was great'.
dawn: 'yeah well, that's nothing compared to what *i* got up to blah
blah blah blah' [dawn goes off on an explicit, embarrassing and
completely fictional tangent]
jessica starts laughing hysterically and looking at dawn like she's from
another planet.
dawn looks confused.
jessica says: 'oh! i was only joking! weren't you? duh!'.
dawn is speechless.
tactic 2:
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dawn: 'ohmigod!!!! i soooooo failed that test! i messed up so badly! i
am completely screwed! my life is over! i really really really
failed!!!!!!!!'
jessica: [disdainfully] 'yeah, well *you* would, wouldn't you?'
tactic 3:
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dawn who? you've never known anyone called dawn? who on earth are you
talking about? DAWN? no such person...
ignore ignore ignore. complete waste of time and energy.
hope it helps.
:helena
[and before you all start pointing it out, yes i am a vengeful bitch. it
comes with the territory.]
ObSalinger: direct me to more of this french stuff, aficionados! i have
given up on remaining an amateur reader. i thirst for analysis,
dissection, and lit crit. no seriously, where would you recommend i
start my first foray into salinger criticism? scuse the ignorance, but
who is this warren french bloke anyway?
sorry.