i hardly think the english are "damn funny". you can say practically anything with an american accent and get away with it. the only people to be funny with an english accent are those who are too english to be true. like the queen, for instance. but try saying something that MATTERS with this damn accent and it just sounds pathetic. i want to sound like a film star, because then no matter how "phony" my words, the falseness becomes the substance of what i say and everyone knows it. try singing hole songs with an english accent... now, that's funny. nicola, making very little sense.