Useful instructions concerning the Halloween weekend for all owners of

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Thor--

You are in great danger.  So close to Halloween, too...I advise placing
all of your Ayn Rand novels in a circle in the woods of the nearest
backyard and covering them with heavy black cloth.  Sprinkle the ashes
of some neutral entity (a Vonnegut novel, perhaps, or a _Harper's_
article) over the cloth and tiptoe away.  If, after Halloween, none of
hell's demons have carried off the books for their own leisure reading
on the burning marl, you can probably retrieve them safely and restore
them to the freezer.

Trick or Treat,

-- 
Matt Kozusko    thisisonlyajoke@parallel.park.uga.edu

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