Re: Useful instructions concerning the Halloween weekend for all

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I did that last year, Matt, and Marilyn Manson popped out of the mix and
started recording albums...

Scared hell out of me, let me tell you :)

Jim


On Thu, 29 Oct 1998 10:26:51 -0500 Matt Kozusko
<mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu> writes:
>Thor--
>
>You are in great danger.  So close to Halloween, too...I advise 
>placing
>all of your Ayn Rand novels in a circle in the woods of the nearest
>backyard and covering them with heavy black cloth.  Sprinkle the ashes
>of some neutral entity (a Vonnegut novel, perhaps, or a _Harper's_
>article) over the cloth and tiptoe away.  If, after Halloween, none of
>hell's demons have carried off the books for their own leisure reading
>on the burning marl, you can probably retrieve them safely and restore
>them to the freezer.
>
>Trick or Treat,
>
>-- 
>Matt Kozusko    thisisonlyajoke@parallel.park.uga.edu
>

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