Re: Useful instructions concerning the Halloween weekend for all

Emily Friedman (bananafish_9@yahoo.com)
Thu, 29 Oct 1998 18:22:38 -0800 (PST)

---Matt Kozusko <mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> Thor--
> 
> You are in great danger.  So close to Halloween, too...I advise
placing
> all of your Ayn Rand novels in a circle in the woods of the nearest
> backyard and covering them with heavy black cloth.  Sprinkle the ashes
> of some neutral entity (a Vonnegut novel, perhaps, or a _Harper's_
> article) over the cloth and tiptoe away.  If, after Halloween, none of
> hell's demons have carried off the books for their own leisure reading
> on the burning marl, you can probably retrieve them safely and restore
> them to the freezer.
> 
> Trick or Treat,
> 
> -- 
> Matt Kozusko    thisisonlyajoke@parallel.park.uga.edu
> 
First, what was that about the great Vonnegut? Anyways, tomorrow I'm
buying Atlas Shrugged and on Halloween night I will read it and dance
with the devil until dawn! .
-Liz Friedman

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