Re: Useful instructions concerning the Halloween weekend for all

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---Matt Kozusko <mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu> wrote:
>
> Thor--
> 
> You are in great danger.  So close to Halloween, too...I advise
placing
> all of your Ayn Rand novels in a circle in the woods of the nearest
> backyard and covering them with heavy black cloth.  Sprinkle the ashes
> of some neutral entity (a Vonnegut novel, perhaps, or a _Harper's_
> article) over the cloth and tiptoe away.  If, after Halloween, none of
> hell's demons have carried off the books for their own leisure reading
> on the burning marl, you can probably retrieve them safely and restore
> them to the freezer.
> 
> Trick or Treat,
> 
> -- 
> Matt Kozusko    thisisonlyajoke@parallel.park.uga.edu

Okay I know that your post was only a joke but let me give you a quote
from the ingenious Kurt Vonnegut, "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling
donut, go take a flying fuck at the Moooooooon!"
Just joking around,
-Liz Friedman (:
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