Registered Letter for Ms. Camille Scaysbrook
citycabn (citycabn@gateway.net)
Wed, 06 Oct 1999 09:14:55 -0700
Dear Ms. Scaysbrook,
On Oct. 5, our client, citycabn, wrote ten posts.
On Oct. 6, you wrote seven posts. Yours commenced with: "Jim wrote," "Matt
wrote," "Will wrote," "Lee wrote," "Gene wrote," and, last but not least,
"Scottie wrote." No "citycabn wrote."
Our question is: Do we need to tell him that his posts are *that* bad?
Sincerely,
Caulfield, Glass & Co., CPAs
P.S. We would like to remind you that it was *his* sleuthing that unearthed
the true identity of Les Glass. (Granted, we, ourselves, are of the firm
opinion that none of the aforementioned ten posts posted anything of
memorable worth.) If we may add, we *are* in agreement with your reference
as to the location of where all great literature ultimately is read.
However, we caution you *not* to take any valuable first editions in there.
The humidity kills the collectible condition.