lese majeste

Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Sun, 17 Oct 1999 23:57:24 +0100

    In the immortal words of Francisco Franco: 
    'Ah yes, but I have a fifth column INSIDE Madrid...'

    I now find that in that very hour when I'm trying 
    to uphold standards of decency in the outside 
    world, one of my own kith, MY OWN, has been 
    worming his way into the system & disseminating
    stuff from my address under the name Archy.

    This is outrageous.  First the incident of the yellow 
    dye marker, then the strawberries....  
    Hand me the ball bearings.

    Scottie B.