Re: My Pet Coat
Ed Fenning (ed361@yahoo.com)
Mon, 18 Oct 1999 16:58:02 -0700 (PDT)
--- AntiUtopia@aol.com wrote:
> HAHAHAHAHA :) Good one. Now I'll share my story...
>
> My Shakespeare class was earlier today. There's a
> very nice woman, in her
> 40s or early 50s, who's Irish but has been living in
> England since she was
> 17. She commented on my coat after class. So I
> started telling her of the
> wonders of my coat. How water beads up on it. How
> it needs to be oiled
> every couple of years. I went on a bit and she
> said, "Oh, so it's like a
> pet, then?"
>
> That's it. My Pet Coat.
>
> Jim
Tell her there's a place for her on the Monty Python
writing crew. "And what kind of pet clothing would
you like today m'am? Oh-h-h-h, a saucy little sweater
for the kiddies??? We'll I have one over on this rack
that's very affectionate with children and doesn't
bite. We've got some beagle long legged trousers for
your hubby, feed them once a week, dryclean every
fortnight, and they're very good at finding slippers -
loyal too. If you have small kiddies we can put cuffs
on the bottom so they don't nip.......
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