"i hate the tv, i hate the tv. because i know that it is killing me. i know that it is killing me."- violent femmes > Before anyone has a chance to say "But I thought Malcs didn't watch TV. How > does he know so much about Seinfeld?" Well, I have a friend who is a TVholic > and I go to his place once a week to watch the Mariners on TV. We have some > beers and after the game he surfs the channels and keeps me abreast of Voyager > and Deep Space Nine and the Pretender (which isn't that bad a show) and he's a > huge Seinfeld fan. He watches everything. EVERYTHING. I couldn't hold a candle > to his viewing habits even if I tried. As a result he's pretty much become a > recluse at the age of 35 and is an extremely cynical person. The saddest > thing, though, is that he has a helluva mind and could easily fit on any city > council committee because he has a thorough understanding of local civics as > well as the basic foundational tax structure of what comprises a small > metropolitan city like Seattle. Unfortunately he only got through two years of > college. Why? Because he smoked too much pot and just sat around watching soap > operas when he should have been going to class. > > >