Subject: Sportin' Life
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Tue Apr 04 2000 - 16:01:24 EDT
Now, gentlemen, don't be shy. Come a little closer.
The subject won't mind. As a matter of fact, he rather
enjoys the attention. You'll notice he's taken some
trouble with his hair this morning. Those highlights
look as if they'd been refreshed quite recently.
I expect he'll put the baseball cap back on once
you've all had a good look. You've noticed the mit,
of course. He takes that everywhere. Psychodynamically,
it serves two purposes - it offers some reassurance as to
his virility & is also, of course, an excellent bait for striking
up conversations with strange men. No, not queer men,
Carruthers. Strange men, I said. Very funny. We needn't
spell out ALL our jokes, Carruthers. I don't know if the rest
of you are having a problem with his Canadian accent.
It becomes easier once you get used to it. Did you catch
the bathouse fantasy? With the implicit longing to be
'a bad' boy with naked men? You got it, did you, Carruthers?
Good man. Even mixed in with all that sporting garbage?
Excellent. 1 knew you'd spot it ...
Scottie B.
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