Subject: Re: Sportin' Life
From: jason varsoke (jjv@caesun.msd.ray.com)
Date: Tue Apr 04 2000 - 17:05:02 EDT
On Tue, 4 Apr 2000, Scottie Bowman wrote:
>
> Now, gentlemen, don't be shy. Come a little closer.
> The subject won't mind. As a matter of fact, he rather
> enjoys the attention. You'll notice he's taken some
> trouble with his hair this morning. Those highlights
> look as if they'd been refreshed quite recently.
> I expect he'll put the baseball cap back on once
> you've all had a good look. You've noticed the mit,
> of course. He takes that everywhere. Psychodynamically,
> it serves two purposes - it offers some reassurance as to
> his virility & is also, of course, an excellent bait for striking
> up conversations with strange men. No, not queer men,
> Carruthers. Strange men, I said. Very funny. We needn't
> spell out ALL our jokes, Carruthers. I don't know if the rest
> of you are having a problem with his Canadian accent.
> It becomes easier once you get used to it. Did you catch
> the bathouse fantasy? With the implicit longing to be
> 'a bad' boy with naked men? You got it, did you, Carruthers?
> Good man. Even mixed in with all that sporting garbage?
> Excellent. 1 knew you'd spot it ...
The thing I can never understand is how people perfectly attuned to
the susceptibily of the otherwise rational human mind to artifical
neurocies can afflict others by playing on their aproiri or manufactured
axieties. (or) Give the damn pubescent homophobe a break.
-j
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