Subject: monolingualism is nothing to be proud of
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Sat Apr 28 2001 - 02:58:50 GMT
    A couple of points of clarification for those eager 
    girls with the lovely bright eyes at the front of the class.
    Pisse-en-nids was the term the mighty Charles de Gaulle
    used when describing those of his compatriots who were 
    forever criticising his statesmanship & who so appeared, 
    like certain birds, to enjoy 'peeing in their own nests'.
    (It is not, of course, to be confused with pissenlit which 
    has a rather similar root [cf., lit = bed; nid = nest] & 
    which refers to the dandelion from whose leaves a diuretic
    infusion was prepared for patients in congestive heart 
    failure who as their urinary output increased would, indeed,
    sometimes 'piss in their own beds.')
    And yes, Sean, I think Forrest would have made a very 
    fitting candidate for such a democratic society as the USA.  
    By embodying his bland, unthreatening figure, Tom Hanks
    now looks fair to win the American heart permanently as 
    outright champion.
    Unfortunately, the governance of a great people demands
    subtler & more advanced talents: talents which can really 
    only be fostered in a setting of financial security, educational 
    priviledge & family connections.  Without these, what one 
    tends to find rising to the top is a kind of bookish 
    industriousness coupled with a ruthless, populist ambition 
    from which moral considerations are quite absent.    
    Since I imagine very many of the list came to adulthood 
    during the Clinton years, they still confuse that dreadful, 
    clammy embrace with warmth & all that compulsive reading 
    with intellectual rigour.  
    But learn they will.  They will.  In time.  Understatement, 
    command, reticence, self-mockery - these are the real indicators 
    of calibre.  
    And remember, chaps, there's nothing like family. 
    Churchill, Asquith, Cecil...  
    Adams, Roosevelt, Kennedy...
    Scottie B.
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