'... the only time I ever say I am [spiritual] is when I am trying
to get someone into bed ...'
Careful, John. The girls who melt with that approach need
to be handled gingerly, I might say extremely gingerly.
A sometime president of this republic worked, in his earlier
days, in Paris. Although recently married to a marvellous girl,
he was, even then, exhibiting the compulsive seductiveness that
later became one of his best known characteristics. He & his wife
were giving a dinner party for some influential French contacts.
Their maid (to whom, earlier, he had been shooting the 'at heart,
I'm really quite spiritual' line) entered - as naked as at the hour
of her birth.
She put down the petit poids, came & stood before M-le-Président
-to-be with her arms across her breast & announced to the now
rather impressed guests: 'Je suis crucifiée!'
Scottie B.
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