Tim shocks me with his wordly ways and writes: >Anne Rice has published historical erotica (I think that's what it's been >labeled) under a pseudonym. I am sure someone here must know the name she >used; I myself don't remember. > The *Beauty* books! Dog that I am, I *love* those things. Rice used the approprriately faux-French A.N. Roquelaure for those little masterpieces. Speaking of the Maynard thing (sort of) -- is it just me or is *Vanity Fair* getting to be even more of a gossippy scandal sheet than ever? In the last several months they seem to be particularly revelling in the celeb gossip stuff... And speaking of the *Beauty* books (sort of) -- a friend recently announced to me that she is no longer going to read books in the bathroom because it promotes the spreading of e-coli bacteria and increases the likelihood of colds. Tell me this is nothing to be worried about -- it would put and end to many of my most productive reading hours. I don't think I could live without those precious moments -- many otherwise unfinishable novels have been conquered thanks to bathroom reading. Fighting the good fight, I remain, --John