don't be nice to please the people...angering the idiots is a deucedly noble profession, I agree...be nice because it is good and right. some people deserve vemon in their tea and spit on their burgers, I agree, and when it's proper, hand it out. this? this was somewhat beyond the call of duty, champ. On Fri, 6 Aug 1999, Scottie Bowman wrote: > > The family, as they pass my door here, sometimes > come in to ask: > 'What's the hell's the matter? What's so funny?' > 'Nothing,' I say. 'Just something I wrote.' > > So I'm sorry, Colin, that you should be missing what > sometimes seems to me at least to be a real pleasure. > Though I realise that humour is, of course, individual > & unarguable. > > I'm dismayed that someone like yourself or Tim should > see my stuff as rancorous or sneering. It's so remote > from the cosy, adorable image I have of myself. > Even worse, must I now recognise in the forced smiles > of Camille, Jim, Paul, Sonny - as well as all those paying > patients & - worst of all - my family, the smouldering > resentment of a bunch of cowed victims? > > My welcome to Jocelyn was, truly, an impulse of relief > & congratulation to someone quite young who was > expressing herself without recourse to that undifferentiated > stream of consciousness kind of writing which seemed, > seems & always will seem to me a self-indulgent & > babyish affectation. My dig was not at Jocelyn - > quite the contrary - but at those others. > > At a more general level. This list is dedicated to > a writer who first made his name on the New Yorker. > In the days when he still spoke to his friends he was > noted for his conceit - & even more for his acerbity > & indignation: qualities very evident in some of > his best writing. Do we really want the primary consideration > of the list to be a pernickety care for the sensibilities of > the most delicate, the most touchy, the most 'correct'? > (Because I suspect you were really smarting from my mockery > of your finding 'Star Wars' racist.) > > 'The convoy shall travel at the speed of the slowest ship' > is fine for the wartime Atlantic. It's also an surefire recipe > for a damned dull list. > > Scottie B. > > > >