Re: not butter, guns

Tim O'Connor (oconnort@nyu.edu)
Thu, 19 Aug 1999 21:27:54 -0400

On Thu, Aug 19, 1999 at 02:28:32PM -0700, John Smith wrote:

> Is there a
> skirmish in our midst or am I just paranoid?  

As said by someone pithier than I, "Only the paranoid survive," so you
might as well indulge in it.

I think that people on the list who have guns want to duel at dawn with
people who don't have them but who can buy them from shady adolescents.
Therefore, I propose that all those interested in pursuing this show up
at Seymour Cove on Miami Beach, at the next dawn following Garfunkel's
Day, and duel it out.  Work the details out yourselves, and let the
survivor report back the results....

Even Charlton Heston would approve.

--tim