whom Bruce have aftime led....


Subject: whom Bruce have aftime led....
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Sun Dec 24 2000 - 08:27:40 GMT


    I never doubted, of course, that the great brains were
    hopelessly wrong about Dubya. Just as they were about
    FDR, about Harry, about Ron.... They always are.
    But now comes a wonderful confirmation & explanation
    of my inner conviction.

    It's revealed in yesterday's Times - THE Times (of London)
    - that your President-elect is, for all practical purposes,
    a SCOT. Although Governor Bush may not have travelled
    widely in the world, perhaps the most formative periods
    of his life were SIX prolonged sojourns which he spent
    with the Gammell family in Glen Isla - one of the more
    beautiful valleys of my native land & very close to my own
    birthplace. It was with them that George Junior seems to
    have become so deeply ingrained with that profound feeling
    for land, for country people & for the natural world that
    has ever set a man of true calibre apart from the deracinated
    shiftlessness of a poor townie like Clinton.

    'George returned home full of excitement,' noted his father
    after one of theses visits. 'The Gammels made him feel as
    though he was one of the family ...'

    Like all the most highly bred or developed organisms
    the Scots can, in certain circumstances & as I've admitted before,
    deter the more delicate sensibilities. But there's simply no
    enviroment to compare with a childhood spent in Scotland
    for endowing the lucky beneficiary with insight, perceptiveness,
    humour, kindly warmth & resolution - the prime characteristics,
    surely, of any true leader. How lucky you all are to have,
    even if unwittingly, acquired such a head of state.

    It goes without saying, of course, that the Bush family are
    loaded, LOADED, to the gills with Scots genes. (Like so
    many other American presidents. It is, I believe, virtually
    an essential clause of the job specification.)

    But the picture, already highly satisfactory, is made complete
    by the knowledge that the new President has also surrounded
    himself with Scots - the most noteworthy being, probably,
    General Colin Powell whose family first achieved lift-off
    in the ravishing of one of his maternal forebears by that
    indomitable Scot, the governor of Jamaica, General Sir Eyre
    Coote.

    So congratulations all round, chaps. I always knew there was
    something very, very right about the new team. I just couldn't
    put my finger on it.

    Scottie B.

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