Yes, Matt K. wins the LOL award for the day :). I especially liked the shirt cardboards and the "John V. Omlor for Beginners" But what would we all get Matt for Christmas? I know, a large, bronze Statue of Pee Wee Herman reading Wittgenstein :) Jim P.S. Some clarifications-- 1. John didn't necessarily like being identified as The Deconstructionist :) I only tagged him such because that's the subject he's written about the most on the list. He's a creative writer as well, and is studying a wide range of literature including Magical Realism. 2. "I" added that paragraph, so it was me screwing with everyone and not John screwing with me. And you all know which paragraph I'm talking about ;) ___________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com/getjuno.html or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866]