Here at the Modern Language Association's big conference I could find no tace of anything linked to J.D. Salinger so I guess all is well but it does sound like the list is almost on holiday... Here's my homemade special for the MLA Salinger joke: Why did J.D. Salinger cross the road? He didn't ***** Or... Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Salinger. ***** If I see one more guy with his IQ tatooed on his forehead I 'm getting mine removed, will