Section Man@MLA finds no trace of Salinger

William Hochman (wh14@is9.nyu.edu)
Tue, 28 Dec 1999 18:57:35 -0500 (EST)

Here at the Modern Language Association's big conference I could find no
tace of anything linked to J.D. Salinger so I guess all is well but it
does sound like the list is almost on holiday...

Here's my homemade special for the MLA Salinger joke:

Why did J.D. Salinger cross the road?

He didn't

*****

Or...

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Not Salinger.

*****

If I see one more guy with his IQ tatooed on his forehead I 'm getting
mine removed, will