In a message dated 12/28/99 6:58:27 PM Eastern Standard Time, wh14@is9.nyu.edu writes: > ***** > > Or... > > Knock, Knock. > > Who's there? > > Not Salinger. > > ***** > > If I see one more guy with his IQ tatooed on his forehead I 'm getting > mine removed, will Ha :) I got one for ya, will. At next year's MLA conference I've promised a professor that I'd sit outside the door, dressed like a bum, holding a "Will do hermeneutics for food" sign. She told me, of course, that I'd starve :) Jim