Re: Capital !

Malcolm Lawrence (malcolm@wolfenet.com)
Sat, 24 Jan 1998 11:20:09 -0800

Hapworth2 wrote:

> OOPS, MR. LAWRENCE, I BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR PARENTHESIS.  SO NOW
> THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT NOBODY IS PERFECT, AND YOU SO DILIGENTLY DISPROVED
> YOUR POINT BY MERELY STATING IT, LETS GIVE IT ALL A REST.

HOW CORRECT YOU ARE MR. NOAH. BUT THE POINT IS NOT PERFECTION, THE POINT IS THE
EFFORT. DOES THE FAT LADY MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING
INFATUATED WITH CAPITALIZATION FOR THE SAKE OF BEING SHEER BLOODY MINDED BECAUSE
YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO POST TO THE GROUP?

> I CONGRADULATE YOU
> ON YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS IN THE SECOND GRADE.

SEVENTH

> I MYSELF, BEING SO TERRIBLY GIFTED IN ALL ASPECTS, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A LOUSY
> SPELLER.

AND WHICH OTHER ASPECTS MIGHT THESE BE?

> I HAVE, HOWEVER, FOUND AN
> OUTLET TO MY HEART-BREAKING MISSPELLERMANSHIP.  I TRY NOT TO NOTICE.

WELL LAZINESS IS AS LAZINESS DOES

> INSTEAD OF READING A PAPER LOOKING FOR THE MISTAKES, I READ A PAPER FOR ITS
> MEANING. YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME, IT'S GREAT, YOU GET ALL THE STUFF YOU WANT
> OUT OF THE PAPER AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING.

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