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Please disregard Mr. Kozusko's comments about Microsoft Corporation (R) and
its 
Internet Explorer (TM) software product. These comments were the unfortunate
result of a known bug in Mr. Kozusko's neural circuitry, specifically in the

anterior lobe of his frontal cortex. We have dispatched a team of our top 
engineers to Mr. Kozusko's residence to apply a patch that will correct this

problem. Mr. Kozusko's revised statement regarding Microsoft Corporation (R)
and 
its Internet Explorer (TM) software product will presently be available on
the 
Microsoft Corporate web site. 

Please report any other occurrences of this bug to
secretservice@microsoft.com. 

Sean Draine
Consumer Re-Engineering Group
Microsoft Research


Note to Department of Justice lawyers: This post includes the use of
"irony", 
a literary device by which the intended meaning of a text differs from its 
literal meaning. That is to say, this post is only a joke.


Matt Kozusko advises:

> If you're using Microsoft's IE mail program, destroy your entire system 
> and have your home exorcised.  You'll have to have your name legally 
> changed and your fingerprints altered, but you needn't necessarily 
> relocate.  Purchase a new system and configure it with Netscape.

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