Re: war wounds

All I can say is, don't get in a car accident in southern New Jersey. And
if you do, for Pete's sake, don't let them take you to Underwood Memorial
Hospital in Woodbury. I was in a car that sheered a telephone pole,
flipped upside down and caught on fire. Somehow I crawled out of a broken
window and avoided downed live wires before passing out on a lawn. Don't
remember a whole 2 hours or so after that, severe concussion. But the
xrays were fine so they released me, with a head full of mush, barefeet and
a neck brace. My IQ must have registered about 10 at the time and I
started wandering around town looking for something to eat. I must have
been a sight. I didn't have any money, so I found my way back to the
hospital to look for my wallet which had been somewhere in the car. That's
when I stumbled upon my parents, who had been panically looking for me and
questioning the staff of my whereabouts. "What do you mean, you released
him?"

JPB

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Received on Wed Jun 25 14:26:53 2003