Re: Fw: Who Reads What:

And Bananafish is read by....?

Scottie came close to a definition.

Jim

Valerie wrote:

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> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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> 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
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> 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the
> country.
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> 4. The Washington Times is read by people who believe God wants them
> to run the country, would like to make enough money to understand The
> Wall Street Journal, and are comforted every morning knowing those who
> read the New York Times are no longer running the country.
>
> 5. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
> but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however,
> like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
>
> 6. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running
> the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to
> leave L.A. to do it.
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> 7. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
> country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
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> 8. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
> running the country, and don't really care as long as they can get a
> seat on the train.
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> 9. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
> the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
> preferably while intoxicated.
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> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
> there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is,
> they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions
> if the leaders are handicapped minority lesbian feminist atheist
> dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or
> galaxy as long as they are democrats.
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> 11. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
> country, but need the baseball scores.
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> 12. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
> grocery store.
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> Bob Doms

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