The Zen Master (fwd)
WILL HOCHMAN (hochman@uscolo.edu)
Tue, 24 Mar 1998 08:45:29 -0700 (MST)
This is an old one but particularly funny since I'm reading Kurian's
wonderful text on Salinger, will
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Date: Tue, 24 Mar 1998 05:31:00 -0700 (MST)
From: "James Cervantes (602) 461-7560" <CERVANTES.JIM@a1.mc.maricopa.edu>
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Subject: The Zen Master
The Zen Master
The Zen Master steps up to the hot dog cart and says,
"Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen
Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts
the bill in the cash drawer and closes the drawer.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
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maybe you've heard it, but I thought it was cute
- Jim