Re: outback memories

Camille Scaysbrook (verona_beach@geocities.com)
Sat, 28 Mar 1998 11:24:53 +1100

Touche, cobber! Just let me tell you about the time Paul Hogan got his
digeridoo stuck in a huge cooling vat on my Uncle Bruce's vegemite farm. I
was calmly hosing down the family wombat when it happened ... (:

The Bowman sarcasm (All Rights Reserved) strikes again!

Camille Scaysbrook

verona_beach@geocities.com
THE ARTS HOLE
@ http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/6442

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> From: Scottie Bowman <bowman@mail.indigo.ie>
> To: bananafish@lists.nyu.edu
> Subject: outback memories
> Date: Saturday, 28 March 1998 0:17
> 
> 
> 	I'm amazed at what Camille tells us about herself.  I'd hate 
> 	to let this become personal, but any Ozzies I ever met were 
> 	a quite extraordinary colour - certainly not apricot pink.  All of 
> 	them, in fact, had this curious earthen tint with white & yellow 
> 	streaks painted over their faces.  Really rather weird.  I've always 
> 	found them a pretty embarassing bunch altogether, actually - 
> 	not least when they hunker down & start scrabbling around in 
> 	the garden, hunting (as I'm told) for ants.  
> 
> 	On one occasion, I remember, a small group we had invited to 
> 	a literary evening insisted we all go outside to squat round a fire 
> 	they had prepared - & made us listen for several hours to folk 
> 	chants accompanied by a somewhat monotonous playing on 
> 	their collection of wooden tubes & boxes.  This introduction 
> 	to Australian culture at its most typical has left an indelible 
> 	memory.
> 
> 	On another occasion, Germaine Greer invited me - with a guarantee 
> 	of personal safety - to a man-shredding party.  I could see 
> 	something was not quite right when GG welcomed me into her hallway 
> 	wearing her cork-rimmed hat - & nothing else except a huge panga 
> 	swinging from a thong on her hip.  No one will be surprised to learn 
> 	that I quickly made my excuses & left.
> 
> 	I yield to no one in my admiration for all native cultures.  
> 	At least, in theory.  I eagerly await Camille's & Lesley's 
> 	confirmation that my experiences with their compatriots from 
> 	down under have not been unique.
> 
> 	Scottie B.