I'm amazed at what Camille tells us about herself. I'd hate to let this become personal, but any Ozzies I ever met were a quite extraordinary colour - certainly not apricot pink. All of them, in fact, had this curious earthen tint with white & yellow streaks painted over their faces. Really rather weird. I've always found them a pretty embarassing bunch altogether, actually - not least when they hunker down & start scrabbling around in the garden, hunting (as I'm told) for ants. On one occasion, I remember, a small group we had invited to a literary evening insisted we all go outside to squat round a fire they had prepared - & made us listen for several hours to folk chants accompanied by a somewhat monotonous playing on their collection of wooden tubes & boxes. This introduction to Australian culture at its most typical has left an indelible memory. On another occasion, Germaine Greer invited me - with a guarantee of personal safety - to a man-shredding party. I could see something was not quite right when GG welcomed me into her hallway wearing her cork-rimmed hat - & nothing else except a huge panga swinging from a thong on her hip. No one will be surprised to learn that I quickly made my excuses & left. I yield to no one in my admiration for all native cultures. At least, in theory. I eagerly await Camille's & Lesley's confirmation that my experiences with their compatriots from down under have not been unique. Scottie B.