Such a brouhaha response to Mr Chamill reminds me of nothing so much as a parlour of Victorian dowagers leaping onto chairs at the sight of a mouse. I appreciate the American taste for radical punishments but is this really an occasion for dusting down Ole Sparky ? If his japes are as flat footed as everyone claims, why get so sanctimonious ? Incidentally, it *does* occur to me that `Chamill' & `Camille' have a certain similarity. (I understood female Ozzies were christened Sheila.) Is paranoia infective through e-mail ? I advised lithium for last night's shrink. Maybe I should put myself on a little chlorpromazine ? Scottie B.