Re: new thread afoot


Subject: Re: new thread afoot
From: Scottie Bowman (rbowman@indigo.ie)
Date: Sun May 28 2000 - 12:46:58 GMT


    Late last night I was watching a lengthy television
    interrogation of Roman Polanski by some high-pitched,
    intense Scots cinemaste whose name I didn't catch.

    It was hilarious. Identifying as I do, naturally,
    with megarhinic midgets rather than solemn
    Scotsmen, my sympathies were all with the little
    Pole. Wearily, infinitely polite, he tried to divert
    the insistent attempts by this chap to attach symbolic
    meaning to his films - with varied repetitions of:
    'Honestly, I was just trying to make an entertaining
    movie.'

    My compatriot was unappeasable, though. It continued
    for an hour, me wondering all the while when Polanski
    was finally going to snap & take a bite out of his ankle.
    They sure hadn't reached that interspecial understanding
    of owl & pussycat.

    When the feet came marching onto the list about
    a year ago I think my Scots friend must have been one
    of the pseudonymous contributors. At that time,
    as I remember, there was a very great deal of discussion
    of feet as roots, as stabilisers, as God knows what (though
    no Freudian had the nerve to pronounce on the psycho
    dynamics of the foot as fetish.) I can't think any conclusion
    was reached.

    For me, Seymour's remark is simply a teasing version
    of the soccer thug's 'Hooyoolookinatthen?' - just
    before he comes over to give you a Glasgow kiss.

    Clue from Daily Telegraph crossword No. 3271
            'Foot or tale?' (6 letters)
    First correct solution opened on Tuesday wins two
    places at the Grand Cornish Macrobiotic Weekend.

    Scottie B.

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