Subject: Re: the uses of literacy
From: Cecilia Baader (ceciliabaader@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu May 09 2002 - 10:27:51 EDT
Dear Herr Bowman,
'What the fic do you mean '[sic]'?'
Simply that the grammatical error in the quoted text
was not mine.
'Furthermore, baby, calling me a teetotaler is like calling
Sophia Loren a raddled old bitch.'
I always did think that raddled old bitch was overrated.
'Ask anyone. I was the most oedematous, brain-drilled,
liver-blocked drunk known to Davy's since you-know-who
staggered home to add yet another curlicue to Ulysses.'
Ha. I'll believe that when you start wearing a patch
over your left eye and writing yes yes unintelligible
sentences yes I say yes because you're obsessed yes
by the fishgods of Dundrum yes yes and whether this
met him pike hoses yes is just a pile of nonsense yes
or something to actually worry about yes.
Until then, drink your tea and leave us real drinkers
to our twists. We'd like to get serious over our cups
and I'm afraid you're disturbing us with your silly
European jokes.
Oh. And if that's no chicken, you should put it away.
There are children running around here. I'm afraid I'm
going to have to call the archbishop for a little support
if you don't behave.
Cecilia B.
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