Re: a little project
Thor Cameron (my_colours@hotmail.com)
Wed, 05 May 1999 23:55:21 -0700 (PDT)
Damn, Jake!
I bet you're GREAT at parties.
Thor
>Thanks for the vote of confidence regarding the editorship but I suspect
>you are somehow delusional. I am the worst person for such a job. In fact,
>I
>hate writing. The sight of pencils make me red and sweaty and I start
>shaking profusely. Any sort of paper product sets me off into a blind rage
>and I end up "losing time" and taking it out on the neighborhood dogs and
>cats. Small children are frightened of me and I am undoubtedly a source of
>terror for them on the level of Keyser Soze. Charles Bukowski was a regular
>beauty horse compared to me as my face is pock marked all to hell from
>people using my face as an ashtray as I lay face down and passed out at the
>bar. I am a horrible drug addict with a penchant for violence. Every flat
>surface in my house has a glass or mirrored surface so that I am never
>inconvenienced for a place to cut out a line. Truth be told, my habit has
>grown to such a monumental proportion that I have to load a shotgun shell
>full of cocaine and shoot it directly into my skull with one of my many
>guns
>in order to get any sort of rush whatsoever. I am in full support of book
>burning on a global scale and would readily torch entire libraries, with
>the
>exception of the King James version of the Bible and Cujo (That book
>ROCKS!!!), if only my parole officer would allow me to possess a lighter or
>box of matches. I am only on this damned list because I thought it had
>something to do with explaining just exactly how The Catcher in the Rye is
>supposed to help me on my mission of destruction. (I heard that the cream
>of
>the crop of the crazies read Salinger and I am just trying to fit in.)
>
>So with that in mind I politely decline.
>Yours truly,
>-"Crazy" Jake
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From: <Hotbuns200@aol.com>
>To: <bananafish@lists.nyu.edu>
>Sent: Wednesday, May 05, 1999 11:53 PM
>Subject: Re: a little project
>
>
> > I nominate Jake for editor (are you up for it Jake?).
>
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