mugwumps (and their "fluids")

Ahem.

"On stools covered in white satin sit naked Mugwumps sucking translucent,
colored syrups through alabaster straws. Mugwumps have no liver and nourish
themselves exclusively on sweets. Thin, purple-blue lips cover a razor sharp
beak of black bone with which the frequently tear each other to shreds in
fights over clients. These creatures secrete an addictive fluid though their
erect penises which prolongs life by slowing metabolism. (In fact all
longevity agents have proved addicting in exact ratio to their effectiveness
in prolonging life.) Addicts of Mugwump fluid are known as Reptiles. A number
of these flow over chairs with their flexible bones and black-pink flesh. A
fan of green cartilage covered with hollow erectile hairs through which the
Reptiles absorb the fluid sprouts from behind each ear. The fans, which move
from time to time touched by invisible currents, serve also some form of
communication known only to Reptiles."

All this talk about Mugwumps....

For those of us who are fans of _Naked Lunch_ (both book and film), I'm
afraid that term is forever altered and carries an entirely different visual
image....

Forget the black meat, Mugwump jism has everything beat.

--John (who hasn't had to visit Dr. Benway in quite some time)

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