Re: e.r. guy likes salinger

Malcolm Lawrence (malcolm@wolfenet.com)
Thu, 27 Nov 1997 11:13:45 -0800

randy royal wrote:

> maybe when it happens to  me i'll understand. sorry if i sounded too
> negative, i do not have the best command of our language, and
> especially at late nite during commercial breaks.
> randy
>
> > Randy, it sounds like you have a problem with baldness--the way you
> > described anthony edwards seems pejorative...personally, I think bald is
> > beautiful, and so is the name, esme! will

The only real way to appreciate baldness is to not wait for nature to have
it's way with you. After I had my mohawk when I was a sophomore in college I
shaved it off and was bald for a while until it grew back. And now that
shaving your head has come back into fashion I decided to celebrate my
birthday this year by shaving off my beard and then shaving my head, and I'd
forgotten how much I missed it. Sure feels good being bald...not during the
winter months though. ;-) For those of you baseball fans out there I'm sure
you're aware of our 40 home run hitting, Golden Glove award winning, bald
right fielder Jay Buhner on the Seattle Mariners. Every season they have one
game designated as "Buhner Buzz Cut Night" where literally thousands of fans
get their heads shaved in the parking lot before the game. I went to this
year's Buzz Cut Night with my friend Casey and there were close to 3,500 fans
who got their heads shaved. Men, women, children, grandparents, Salinger
fans....