Well, jared, since you INSIST. ('...should know better than to say something as precocious (yes, precocious) as "use correct grammar."...) But in what way does the use of the phrase 'use correct grammar' offer us a demonstration of premature giftedness? It must be an example of the power that Steven attributes to ambiguity. Perhaps it will one day achieve the popularity that he also tells us e-mail has given to the ellipse. ('a symmetrical closed curve traced by a point moving in a plane so that the sum of its distances from two other points is constant () () () () ()') Scottie B.