Re: Finally reaching nirvana: priceless.


Subject: Re: Finally reaching nirvana: priceless.
From: Dan (PhishHed@prodigy.net)
Date: Sat Sep 16 2000 - 10:07:10 GMT


That's right, buddhists! Nirvana can now be attained in style with the new
Zen Mastercard! Spend your way to enlightenment with our snazzy new design.
Siddhartha would be proud of our annual rates! And hey, if you don't get
one this lifetime, there's always another one right around the corner!
(Some restrictions apply, Mastercard is not responsible for any sudden
enlightenment that may occur as a result of purchases, Dogmas need not
apply)
        -- The Felonious Sponge

> For those who missed it...
>
> Master Card has recently announced they are marketing a new Zen
MasterCard,
> aimed at Buddhists in need of reliable purchasing power.
>
> The card has a photo-image of a Zen rock garden on it, raked sand, and a
> single pebble.
>
> Buddhist organizations are a bit upset, needless to say -- something about
> renouncing certain sorts of desire and this sort of thing not being very
> helpful. In any case, you will be able to order yours soon.
>
> I'm not making this up.
>
> Alas, Seymour....
>
> --John
>
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