Still... I'm afraid no one's come close to Voltaire's last words. If there was anyone the Catholics were convinced would be going to Hell it was him. Sitting by Voltaire's deathbed, his nurse accidentally caught a piece of paper on fire while too close to a candle flame. Voltaire opened his eyes a moment, stared at the tiny conflagration, and said, "Les flammes? Deja?" (The flames? Already?) Witty to the last. There's a line in a Burroughs novel (The Place of Dead Roads) where he quotes General Grant's last words: "It is raining in the Jimenez mountains. It is raining in East Huffington. Last words of General Grant, circuits in his brain flickering out like heat lightning, he wonders."