Joyce Maynard has arrived in London & is pushing her book on all the literary chat shows. Regardless of her physical appearance or her manner, the facts as she reports them about her time with JD (the dietary habits, the spartan conditions of life & so on) carry considerable persuasiveness. And on this basis - laying aside my Viennese accent, cigar & false beard - I'd be inclined to pronounce him a rather sad control freak. I have no way of knowing how true is her description of his rage at her impending publication. But I suspect - on past form - if her report were really contestable he would already have contested it. Since he hasn't, my personal reaction is: `What a cheek !' What a bloody cheek to think he has the right to interdict some other poor sod trying to make a couple of dollars from her pen. One wonders how many of his acquaintances have, perhaps with some pain, recognised, themselves in his own literary contrivances. Ernie Hemingway once pointed out that writers were like gypsies. We should back each other up in the face of a hostile world, pass along the good touches, give warning of where the cops are especially troublesome, provide cover stories where necessary. Not piss into a fellow vagrant's tent. Scottie B.