Re: Computer scam
Matt Kozusko (mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu)
Tue, 29 Sep 1998 13:17:36 -0400
I don't want the recent Microsoft Disneyland hoax (who could have
guessed?) to harden your sensitive psyches to the real thing:
THIS IS NOT A JOKEQ!!!! !!!! !! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :(
:( :0 XXXXX!!!!! :( :-( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( EEEEK! EEEK!
%( DANGER DANGER DANGER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forward this message to the entire internet as quickly as you can,
immediately. If you don't, you'll be very sorry. In a few minutes,
your computer will begin to make a horrible screaching sound and your
disk drive(s) will produce a noisome odor oddly redolent of the
lobby-level men's room at the Salisbury hotel on 57th. Your monitor
will become fuzzy and a little fraternity boy will run onto your
computer desktop and pee into your recycle bin (if you have a Mac with
the trash can, there will be a fire in it, and bums will have gathered
around it). Quiet Riot will announce a reunion tour. If you have a CD
rom drive, it will play scratchy Edith Piaf songs and midgets will climb
out of the ventatlation holes in your case and perform a line dance on
your keyboard while making obscene gestures to you and your children.
Scottie will quote bits of your posts and say confusing but definitely
rude things about them. Outside your window, God's ireful brows will
seem to loom in the clouds and the firmament will stream with blood.
All the good karma you've accrued from years of forwarding chain emails
will dissolve and you will surely be in hell before the coals of
afternoon fade into dead ash of 5:00 this evening.
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Matt Kozusko mkozusko@parallel.park.uga.edu