Re: Computer scam

craig king (craig.king@cwcom.net)
Wed, 30 Sep 1998 00:29:06 +0100

matt,

in the time it took to read your mail my computer did in fact do 
many of the things you mentioned, except instead of edith piaf it 
was a cuban bolero and there was only the one bum around the fire 
in the rubbish bin. he was quite entertaining for a few moments 
until he started reading the dictionary backwards, out loud. he got 
all the way to jollies until my computer then ate him. this was 
unexpected and not on your warning mail. please be more efficient 
in the future so i can prepare for such events. 

look to the screens . . .

craig