Alright,Alright.Ok.I'm depressed.You've really done it now.I was just thinking though.I would never really want to write a letter to JDS even if he didn't mind the fans and critics.What would I say that's really worthwhile?"I love your work."He's heard that a thousand times anyway.I'd rather(obviously all of us)just be a friend of his and sit around and talk to him about life and maybe Eastern Philosophy or whatever. Have you ever wondered meeting Holden Caulfield?I'd want him to like me,but I know that he wouldn't like me for some reason.I just know it.And I couldn't do one damn thing about it.I'd say or do something phony and then that would be it.That's all the fat lady sang.That would be the end of it.Because I'm a phony Godammit.(alright,I'm not sure where this humour is heading so I'll just stop)I'm in a really weird mood right now.---I didn't even make the connection with the fat lady until after I wrote it.