Hey Scottie! Given what you say: > > In my mind, more or less since birth, the name > Rabbie Burns has been synonymous with the very > worst aspects of the Scots character: bleary sentimentality, > self-pity, drunken incoherence, nervous concupiscence, > envious brotherliness, a fundamental priggishness hiding > under displays of false bonhomie. And the rest. > > I'm utterly at a loss when trying to understand the geographical trajectory of your life. You've moved from dour Scotland to the utter epicentre of all the above. (Not that I share your distain for every aspect of the Celtic character....) I guess--given your line of work--it brings in the customers.... Cheers, (oops!--rather "Sober regards") Paul