Re: withnail & i

Malcolm Lawrence (malcolm@wolfenet.com)
Thu, 08 Jan 1998 10:35:57 -0800

helena kim wrote:

> > and it can be
> > yours, too, in all of it's 76,000 byte glory for a mere right-click.
>
> nyah ha ha ha ha....
>
> i found a grammar mistake! i found a grammar mistake in a post from
> malcolm! yay!
>
> woo-hoo!
>
> do i get a cash prize?

Oh goodness gracious, you've found my Achilles Heel.

Figures your name would be helena.

I hate that bloody "error," and I'll never understand why that paltry
little word makes such a big deal out of it'self. Is that one of those
rules that got neglected in the undertow of the Great Vowel Shift?

In my defense, your honor, I must make it perfectly clear to the court
that I absolutely never ascribe action to the word, I only give it stuff.
Therefore, if I may continue it's acquisitive yet paralyzed existence I
will promise to prove that I do have a home to go to.

> (see, this is conclusive proof that i *do* deserve to go to college.)

You'd obviously get more out of it than I did.

> :helena 'why didn't *I* get soup?' kim.

malcolm "what are you doing?" "i'm making time" lawrence