Just two minutes ago, I got into the elevator leading up to my office. I looked up and realized this woman riding in the elevator was staring at me...staring at my hair that tends to stick straight up off the top of my head. I had this urge to yell "Why are you staring at my hair!!!!" I swear, guys, I really had to take a deep breath to keep myself from doing this. Had I never read APDFB, would this have ever crossed my mind? Have to wonder.