Subject: Re: Fake ID
From: Gene (pariah1980@yahoo.com)
Date: Tue Jun 27 2000 - 18:29:59 GMT
"--- JLSnoop@aol.com wrote:
> Hi,
> This is my first addition to this darling little
> community. To be
> perfectly honest, and I do mean perfectly, I am only
> 16 years old. I do have
> a fake ID which says I am 21 however, which does
> very much come in handy. My
> name on the ID is Zooey Glass, but it's okay because
> liquer stores are too
> stupid to know who that is. Today however, while
> going to buy some tequila
> with my tall red-haired friend, the attendant took
> one look at the ID and
> laughed.
> "Was your mother a big fan of J.D. Salinger?" She
> asked me unconvinced.
> "Well," I began to explain in a very unsure math
> question kind of voice, "our
> last name was already Glass, so she though she might
> as well."
> "Well, don't worry about it," she said. "It's a very
> cute name."
> That night, my friend got so drunk, her parents
> had to take her home. La
> dee da. Not my fault.
>
> Jake"
Ha! That is too cool. I almost got a fake ID in New
York for 50 bucks last summer, but I decided against
it because it would've been a college ID and I live in
California and it probably wouldn't work very
well(plus I'm turning 21 in a year anyway and have
already gambled and drank in Las Vegas with my
cousin's ID).
I always thought of what I'd name my kid (and I'm not
completely sure if I want kids, lol) if I ever decide
to have kids, and Zooey is always a name that pops
into my head, though I don't know how that'd fly with
my wife(if I ever get married, lol). I think what's
great about Zooey is it works for both male and
female, at least I think so:) Then again, a kid named
zooey might grow up with some complex and hate me for
the rest of his/her life, lol j/k;)
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