well, a quick check of Webster's 7th New Colligate, New American Heritage College Dictionary, the Oxford English Dictionary (micrographic), and even a Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English finds nothing of Luke's lovely definition of "alliterate." It's listed only as a verb poets may know...if Luke had used a phrase for dullard starting with "a" he could indeed alliterate the phrase...I think this may be one for William Safire--come on luke, give us the full definition--I loved the distinction you made between alliterate and illiterate...will On Mon, 28 Sep 1998, Luke Seemann wrote: > > What's the typo? > > "Alliterate" means one does not read; "illiterate" means one can't read. > According to Benjamin Franklin, it's just as bad to be the former. > > > I rather enjoyed this typo in Luke's correspondence with the Man: > > > > "Only the most alliterate dullard is not aware of and does not > > respect Mr. > > Salinger's desire for privacy." > > > > > I wondner whether the exchange is represented in its entirety. > > Yes, it is. > > > { Luke Seemann }{ http://i.am/not_for_hire }{ (408) 942-0428 } > >