My political career

Hi Jim,

Actually the Democratic party leadership spoke to me not long ago about
running for the big job. I had to turn them down. It wasn't just because of
all the spectacular sex scandals in my past (although that would have been
enough to get me defeated here and elected in France). It was because I
promised to campaign to fully legalize prostitution, a large number of
wonderful chemicals, and quality major studio film making (oh, wait, that
last one might already be legal, it's hard to tell).

As far as Georgie goes, I would remind those of you out there in other
countries what he told us all at the end of his State of the Union speech
this year: "The liberty we prize is not America's gift to the world, it is
God's gift to humanity."

So we're not only pursuing our own interests internationally now. We are
doing God's work.

You all are just going to have to learn to understand that.

All the best,

--John

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